After a chance encounter with a group of Soviet agents, Ronald Reagan found himself imbued with the power of extreme optimism and a penchant for wearing pastel-colored suits.
His unyielding resolve to bring hope and freedom to a nation on the brink of collapse is a testament to the enduring power of... well, not actually enduring power, but a lot of hairspray.
With his unwavering dedication to the American dream, Ronald Reagan saved the world from certain doom... until he got bored and went back to golf.