RECIPE 1: THE PERFECT OBLITERATION OF FREEDOM

Ingredients:

Instructions:

1. Mix ingredients in a large, government-issued mixing bowl.

2. Stir counterclockwise while contemplating the futility of rebellion.

3. Serve with a side of crushed spirits and shattered dreams.

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