Section 2, Subsection 1 of the 1984 Appendices

Because who needs a functioning society, anyway?

Here's a table of contents for the subsections:

• Example 2: A List of Things That Are Actually Useful
• Example 3: A Guide to Properly Burning Books in the Oven
• Example 4: A Treatise on the Futility of Human Existence

Example 1: A Guide to Properly Fearing Big Brother

This is where it all begins. Learn how to properly fear the all-seeing eye of the state.

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