A Guide to Not Thinking for Yourself

Section 6: The Art of Blind Obedience

Here is a section on blind obedience, because who needs critical thinking, anyway?

• Step 1: Ignore your instincts, and just follow the crowd.
• Step 2: Repeat what others tell you is good, even if you don't understand it.
• Step 3: Don't question authority, unless it's your mom, then it's okay.

And that's it! You're now well on your way to becoming a mindless drone!

Continue to Section 7: The Joy of Conformity

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, go to Section 8: The Freedom of Totalitarianism