Think for Us: A Guide to Not Thinking for Yourself

Welcome to the Ministry of Truth's Think for Us department, where the government has kindly taken the time to think for you. Because, let's be real, you're probably not smart enough to think for yourself.

Below, you'll find a comprehensive guide to not thinking for yourself. It's all here, in these Idiot's Guide chapters:

• Never Question Authority: A Guide to Blindly Obedience
• Ignoring the Facts: A Primer in Alternative Reality
• Accepting the Narrative: A Course in Not Thinking

Remember: Thinking for yourself is so last century. Let us do it for you.