Welcome to the Idiot's Guide to Not Getting Caught, where the art of subtle subterfuge is our game. In this first chapter, we'll cover the fundamentals of avoiding the watchful eye of Big Brother.
1. Distract the Distractors: Learn how to create elaborate decoys and decoy patterns to keep the thought police guessing.
2. Advanced Surveillance Countermeasures: Master the art of detecting and disabling hidden cameras, microphones, and other snooping devices.
Everyman for Himself, Our Enemy: Understand how to identify and neutralize informants, stool pigeons, and general busybodies.
"1984: A Guide to the Good Life" by George Orwell, "The 1984 Companion" by Anonymous
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