BROTHERLY LOVE: A 1984 Edition

From the Ministry of Love and Propaganda, we bring you the most wholesome, most wonderful, most utterly terrifying guide to brotherly love in all the world.

A special thanks to Big Brother for his... let's say, 'generous' contribution to this project.

For the love that dare not speak its name, for the love that's always in your face, and for the love that will never, ever, let you go.

Read about how to properly display your love for Brother on your face Learn the art of whispering 'I love you, brother' in 12 different dialects

Don't forget to report any feelings of inadequacy or dissent to the authorities. They are just a call away.

Remember, brother, the Party is watching, and so are we.