Telescreen Specs: A Guide to Trusting No One

Because who needs personal autonomy, really?

Here are some specs for the latest Telescreen 5000 model:

• Resolution: 1080p (but who needs that much detail, anyway?)
• Screen Size: 24 inches (the perfect size for a family of six to spy on)
• Refresh Rate: 120Hz (so you can see every blink of your eye)

But wait, there's more! Our Telescreen also comes equipped with:

• A built-in lie detector (because honesty is overrated)
• A built-in snack dispenser (because, let's be real, you're gonna need something to munch on while you're being watched)

Note: Side effects of Telescreen usage may include but are not limited to: loss of free will, spontaneous combustion, and an increased risk of being caught in a government database.

Want to know more about the Telescreen 5000's impressive features? Check out our Features page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly paranoid, you can try to read reviews from other users who have... "experienced" the Telescreen 5000 firsthand.