Welcome to the Ministry of Doublethink, where we're proud to serve the fine art of saying no with a straight face. Our experts will guide you through the subtleties of doublethink, from subtle hints of disinterest to full-on, no-uncle-Tony-allowed, stone-walled refusals.
Continue to Section 2: The Doublethink Dictionary to learn more about the various shades of "no" and how to use them effectively in your everyday life.
Or, if you're feeling extra brave, dive into Section 3: The Dark Arts of Doublethink, where the stakes are high and the rewards are greater, but the risk of being sent to a reeducation camp is ever-present.
Note: Doublethink is not actually a thing, but it should be.