This report, commissioned by the Ministry of Truth, is a comprehensive analysis of the current state of the world.
Or so we're told.
According to our sources, which may or may not be entirely fictional, the world is currently experiencing a period of...
However, our experts warn that this report is not to be taken seriously. In fact, it's probably a lie.
For more information, please see our Appendix for a comprehensive list of possible alternative facts.
Or don't. We won't judge you.