Telescreen Subscriptions

Are you tired of having thoughts and emotions? Do you yearn for the simplicity of watching cat videos all day? Look no further! Our Telescreen subscriptions have got you covered!

Subscription Options

• Standard
• Premium
• Pro

What's Included

Our Standard subscription includes:

• Endless loops of cat videos
• Briefings from Big Brother himself
• Bi-weekly reports on your shopping habits

Our Premium subscription includes:

• All of the above, plus:
• Personalized propaganda messages
• Exclusive access to our Telescreen app

Our Pro subscription includes:

• All of the above, plus:
• Personalized Thought Police agents to monitor your every move
• Free subscription to our sister service, "Doublethink"

Don't wait any longer! Subscribe today and start living in the world of 1984!