This is a year of unremarkable events. A year that could only be described as beige.
But wait, here are some highlights:
- Someone wore a fanny pack to the grocery store
- The Berlin Wall fell, but not really
- A man in a fuchsia jumpsuit was seen walking down Main Street
And here's a special report from our correspondent in the field:
"I'm reporting live from the front lines of 1986, where nothing is happening."
"It's a year of nothing, but we'll keep reporting on it until it's over."