Welcome to the 1986 Olympics, where the phrase " minimalist chic" was just a rumor. The athletes wore neon, the music was loud, and the hairstyles were... well. Let's just say "interesting.
Our athletes competed in events that pushed the boundaries of human potential. Who needs speed when you can have events like the 400-meter wobble? Or, for that matter, olympic wobble?
But, of course, it wasn't all fun and games. The real drama unfolded in the foodcourt, where the cafeteria served a questionable Mystery Meat that would make even the toughest competitors question their life choices.
And, if you're wondering what the future holds for our intrepid Olympians, be sure to check out our Olympic Prospects page. Spoiler alert: it's not looking good for our athletes.