THE GREATEST BOOK OF ALL TIME

Welcome, reader! In the year 1986, this book was the epitome of literature. Its pages are dog-eared, its characters are one-dimensional, and its plot is a tangled mess.

A Bunch of Unconnected Pages Stuck Together with Glue

This book is a masterpiece. A collection of unrelated stories, each with its own unique brand of cardboard-cutout characters and settings.

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Reviews

5/5 stars - "A true classic. I've read it 12 times and still can't find the plot." - John D.
3/5 stars - "It's okay, I guess. The characters are kind of interesting, I guess." - Jane D.
1/5 stars - "I didn't get it. Can someone explain it to me?" - Bob Smith

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