The Matrix has a way of making you an offer you can't refuse... but you can still defend yourself.

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Techniques:

Distracting Agents with Bird Noises

Throwing Yourself at Agents with a Rolling Boulder

Pretending to be a Robot: A Simple yet Effective Technique

Mind-Tricking Yourself into a Vacation: A Technique so Powerful, it's Illegal in Several States

Advanced Techniques:

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Advanced Matrix Meditation: A Technique so Powerful, it'll Turn You into a Human-Computer Hybrid