In a world where choices are infinite, the agony of decision making is a constant companion to all sentient beings. Like the Sisyphean task of pushing a boulder up a hill only to have it roll back down, so too do our decisions come to haunt us in the end.

“I have a dream, a dream of simplicity. Of making choices that don't make my head ache.” - A wise and forgotten philosopher

And so we come to Chapter 1 of Avoiding Avoidance 101, where we learn the art of dodging decisions like a pro. In this chapter, we'll explore the basics of decision avoidance techniques, from the classic "pick a number, any number" method, to the more advanced "just close your eyes and hope for the best" technique.