Appendix B: The Spore-ificus Method

A guide to cultivating the perfect fungal spore.

By applying the Spore-ificus Method, you will unlock the secrets of the most resilient, the most fearsome, and the most majestic of all fungal species.

Step 1: Select a Suitable Host

Choose a host that is ripe, yet not too ripe. Like a slightly-overripe banana, it should be firm but yielding.

Step 2: Prepare the Spore Chamber

Construct a chamber of darkness, where the faint scent of decay wafts like an invitation to the unknown. A chamber where the very walls seem to whisper secrets to the spores as they grow.

Step 3: Activate the Spore-ificus Catalyst

A pinch of moonstone dust, a drop of pure, crystalline water, and the Spore-ificus Catalyst is ready to ignite your fungal endeavors.

Step 4: Wait for the Spore-ificus Event

As the spores burst forth in a riot of colorful, iridescent hues, behold the majesty of your handiwork. The Spore-ificus Method has succeeded, and the world shall tremble at your feet.

For further study, consult:

• Appendix C: Antibiotic Resistance
• Appendix D: Spore-Aging Theory