Bacteria are like tiny little dictators, ruling over their microbial kingdoms with an iron fist. Or rather, with a sticky, gooey fist. But, hey, who needs a fist when you have 20 different types of flagella? Not us, that's who.
Ahh, the environment. Where the bacteria live, breathe, and plot their eventual takeover of the world. But have you ever stopped to think about the impact of antibiotics on the ecosystem? No? Just us.
And then there's the host. Poor, unsuspecting host. The bacteria's personal chef, sous chef, and therapist all rolled into one. But don't worry, we're not here to make you feel bad about yourself. Unless you're a human. Then we're totally judging you.