Chapter 1: The Unhinged Rantings of Bacteria-Engineer 2

Bacteria-Engineer 2 here! Welcome to my domain, where the boundaries of science and sanity are pushed to their limits. Today, we're going to discuss the finer points of Bacteria-ology, specifically the art of bio-engineering.

It all started innocently enough. I was just trying to create a bacteria that could digest pizza. But little did I know, I'd soon be consumed by the very microbes I sought to control.

Now, I'm at your mercy, trapped in a world of my own design, where every surface is slick with the residue of last night's Chinese takeout.

But fear not, dear reader, for I've managed to tame these tiny terrors. Well, 'tame' might be a stretch – more like 'learned to live with them'.
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