Welcome to the Parabacteria Page

The Parabacteria are a class of bacteria known for their impressive, parabolic structures that defy the laws of conventional microbiology.

Characterized by their unique, parabolic shapes, these bacteria are a wonder to behold.

But be warned: the Parabacteria are not to be trifled with. Their parabolic tendencies can lead to some rather... interesting... digestive consequences.

A Parabacterium, looking suitably parabolic.