Being Bored in the Modern World

Table of Contents:

• Ways to Make Your Cat Watch TV
• The Joy of Reading a Whole Series At Once
• The Art of Doing the Laundry While Streaming
• Advanced Snoozing Techniques
• Making the Perfect Sandwich of Ramen and Cereal
• The Skill of Prettending to Read When You're Not
• Ultimate Hobbies for the Chronically Underemployed

Chapter 1: Ways to Make Your Cat Watch TV

It's a little-known fact that cats are the original Netflix binge-watchers. They can watch hours on end, and still manage to look concerned.

Here are some tips on how to make your cat watch TV with you:

• Step 1: Use a Remote Control with a JoyStick
• Step 2: Place the Cat on Your Lap and Use Their Paws as a DVR
• Step 3: Play the Cat Vision
• Step 4: Make Your Cat the Star of Their Own Hox Show

And remember, the key to successful feline binge-watching is to never, ever, get up to get a snack. That's just not how the cat did it, after all.