Why Zebras Worry: A Treatise on Striped Sanity
Zebra society is a complex, intricate tapestry of black and white stripes. On the surface, it appears to be a simple binary system, but scratch beneath the surface and you'll find a sea of existential angst.
For too long, humans have been puzzled by the zebra's apparent lack of concern for their surroundings. Why do they seem so... blasé about the dangers of the savannah?
Is it because they're secretly planning world domination? Or perhaps they're just really into that whole 'keeping calm and carrying on' philosophy?
Or maybe, just maybe, they're worried about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Maybe they're just trying to find their place in the grand scheme of things, and the constant threat of predators is just the ultimate existential crisis.
Join us as we delve into the mind of the zebra, and explore the depths of their striped psyche.