This collection of texts has been sealed away for millennia, hidden from prying eyes. But you, brave adventurer, have managed to uncover it. Use this knowledge wisely.
Or, you know, not so wisely.
For the sake of the world, do not use this knowledge to build a time machine and go back in time to prevent the invention of reality TV.
if (timeMachine != null) {
timeMachine.build();
timeMachine.travelToPast();
}
else {
print("No time machine, no time travel.");
}
function buildTimeMachine() {
print("Building the most basic of time machines...");
}
function travelToPast() {
print("Whoops, still in beta.");
}
function realityTV() {
print("You'll just end up with a bunch of terrible singing competitions, trust me.");
}
function print(msg) {
console.log(msg);
}