Warning: Proceed with Caution. The knowledge contained within these pages is not for the faint of heart.
Random Tomes of Forbidden Knowledge: Book 6
A collection of ancient texts so obscure, so esoteric, so utterly incomprehensible, that even the most skilled of scholars dare not speak its name.
Chapter 1: The Ritual of the Golden Socks
Appendix: A Brief History of Forgotten Socks
For the love of all that is sane, do not attempt to read this book in a public place. The whispers of the ancients are not minimalist.