The Legendery Classics

A collection of the most legendary stories ever told, because, you know, they're actually true.

The Quest for the Golden Sword of Solomon - A tale of bravery, magic, and slightly questionable life choices
The Legend of the Giant Spork - A story of a most majestic utensil, with a most unfortunate ending
The Chronicles of the Mysterious Muffin - A journey of a lifetime, filled with mystery, wonder, and baked goods
The Ballad of the Golden Toilet Spoon - A song of love, loss, and, you guessed it, toilets

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