Fencing 101: The Ultimate Guide to Sticking Things

Welcome, novice fencers! Are you tired of simply waving a stick in the air? Do you want to learn the art of sticking things with your sword? Look no further! Fencing 101 is here to teach you the basics of this ancient sport.

The Basics of Fencing

A good fencer must first master the fundamentals: holding the sword correctly, moving with finesse, and sticking things with precision. It's all about timing, my friends!

Take it to the next level with Fencing 202: The Finesse of Fencing

Sticking Things with Style

From sticky tape to stuck-on shoes, learn the art of sticking it to the things that get in your way. It's not just about sticking, it's about making a statement!

Discover the world of Sticky Situations and Fencing Faux Pas with Fencing 203: The Art of Sticking in the Eye of the Beholder

Advanced Fencing Techniques

Learn the secrets of sticking things with your eyes closed, your sword arm tied behind your back, and your shoelaces untied. Yes, it's advanced. Yes, it's challenging. Yes, it's totally worth it!

Master the art of Fencing 204: Sticking Things with Your Feet, Your Nose, and a Pinch of Silliness

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