Q: What do I do when I've exhausted all possible activities on Netflix?
A: Congratulations, you're a true master of the art of doing nothing! Try our Extreme Sports section for the next level of doing nothing.
Q: Can I still be doing nothing if I'm eating a whole pizza by myself?
A: Only if you're not sharing with your roommate. Otherwise, it's just social interaction, which is, like, the opposite of doing nothing.
Q: What's the best way to do nothing on a first date?
A: Just stare at your phone for two hours. It's a classic.