Level 7: Certified Master of Doing Nothing

Certification Details:

Congratulations, you have reached the pinnacle of doing nothing! Level 7 is the highest certification in the field of Doing Nothing. It requires a deep understanding of procrastination, a keen eye for cat videos, and an unwavering commitment to lounging on the couch.

Benefits of being a Level 7 Certified Master of Doing Nothing include:

• Unlimited access to the finest in daytime TV programming
• A complimentary subscription to the world's best pizza delivery services
• A personalized certificate of completion that looks great framed on your wall or fridge

Recommended courses for Level 7 Certification include:

• Advanced Procrastination Techniques
• Mastering the Art of Ironing (optional)