Nothingness Tips: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

For the truly adventurous, nothing can be a daunting task.

• Start your day off right with the nothingness technique.
• Wind down after a long day with the art of doing nothing.

Expert Tips:

• 1. Stare blankly at the wall for at least 30 minutes.
• 2. Practice the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing while simultaneously doing a bit of everything.
• 3. Develop a keen sense of apathy for all tasks and activities.

Remember, nothing is a skill that requires dedication and practice.

Or, you know, just stare at this wall for a bit.