You have mastered the basics of doing nothing. You'veประกed the art of staring blankly into space. Now, it's time to take it to the next level. In this step, you will learn the subtleties of Prophets of Sloth, a ancient art form that will make your lack of productivity look like child's play.
Prophets of Sloth are the masters of subtle manipulation. They can convince even the most driven individual that doing nothing is, in fact, the key to ultimate success. They weave complex narratives around the art of inactivity, making it sound like a heroic endeavor.
But don't just take our word for it! Read the works of the great Prophets themselves: The Prophets' Guide to Inactivity, a collection of essays that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the value of hard work.
And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try your hand at Creating Your Own Prophetical Narrative, a workshop where you'll learn the art of spinning your own tales of inactivity.
But don't get too carried away, my friend. Remember, the key to true mastery of the Prophets of Sloth is to wait for the next step...
(Please note: The Prophets of Sloth are not responsible for any lost productivity, decreased motivation, or increased risk of boredom-related injuries.)