Doing Nothing Technique 1: The Art of Mastering the Void

Also known as "Sitting on the couch and eating Cheetos," this technique requires great skill and dedication, but the reward is worth it. Learn more about the Cheeto-fueled void of enlightenment.

Key Principles:

• Set aside all distractions, including but not limited to: phone, computer, and family members.
• Focus on the void within, and let the Cheetos be your guide.
• Do not attempt to do anything else, lest you break the chain of focus.

Benefits:

• Achieve a state of pure, unadulterated nothingness.
• Improve your ability to ignore the world around you.
• Develop a deep understanding of the meaning of life, or not.

Common Pitfalls:

• Getting up to get a snack, or a drink, or a nap.
• Getting sucked into an episode of Days of our Lives on Netflix.
• Forgetting that you're supposed to be doing nothing, and actually accomplishing something.

Continue to the next technique: Doing Nothing Technique 2: The Art of Mastering the Void with a View.