The Art of Procrastination

Procrastination: the art of doing nothing.

Techniques

• 1. Play video games
• 2. Read comics
• 3. Scroll through social media
• 4. Create digital art
• 5. Learn to code (but don't actually code)

These are just a few examples of the many techniques you can use to master the art of doing nothing.

Subroutines

• 1. The Technique of the Abyss
• 2. The Mouse Jiggling Technique
• 3. The Overthinking Technique
• 4. The Optimization of the Odometer

Master these techniques and you'll be a master of nothing.