Are you tired of your controller looking like it was designed by a kindergartener's fever dream? Do you struggle to find the perfect layout for your joysticks and buttons?
Look no further! Our expert team of highly trained, yet somehow still employed, professionals have crafted this comprehensive guide to help you optimize your controller layout for maximum efficiency and minimal hand cramps.
Step 1: Remove All The Things You Don't Need
Start by getting rid of any unnecessary features, like that fancy-pants analog stick or those pesky shoulder buttons. You don't need them. Who needs a shoulder button, really?
But wait, there's more! Our team of experts have discovered a hidden button, buried deep within the bowels of your controller, that's just begging to be pressed. It's like a Easter egg, but not as fun.
Step 2: Reorganize the Remaining Buttons