The Ultimate Guide to Doing Nothing

Welcome to Technique 1: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing. This is the pinnacle of human accomplishment, where the most complex task is to stare intensely at a wall for 4 hours and 23 minutes without blinking.

Here's how it's done:

Step 1: Find a Wall

Locate a suitable wall with a surface area of at least 5 square meters. Avoid any walls with distracting artwork, family photos, or motivational quotes. A blank slate is key.

Step 2: Stare at the Wall

Maintain a 30-degree angle of gaze with your eyes fixed squarely on the wall. Do not blink. Do not blink, we repeat. The wall is not going anywhere.

Additional Tips

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