Technique 4: The Art of Mastering the Couch

Also known as the "Couch Potato Technique," this involves honing your ability to transform into a human-shaped potato in under 30 seconds. It requires focus, dedication, and a strong stomach.

Learn the basics of the "Pro-Couch Potato" technique, a variant that adds a dash of sophistication.

Discover the ancient art of "Couch-Fu," a meditative practice that will help you find balance within the cushions.

Uncover the dark secrets of "Couch-Hopping," a thrilling technique that involves jumping between couches while maintaining perfect form.

But be warned: mastering the Couch Technique requires a significant investment of time and a strong will to not do anything.

Start your 20-year journey of self-discovery today!