OH DEAR, I POKED MY OWN EYE OUT!
It's a thing of the past.
Well, not really. It's still a thing. And it's still happening to people.
Apparently, it's a rite of passage or something.
Anyway, let's get to the good stuff: what happens when you poke out your own eye?
First, there's the initial shock. Like, "WHY DID I JUST DO THAT?!"
Then, there's the pain. Like, a lot of pain. As in, "I'M GOING TO DIE" kind of pain.
Next up, there's the crying. Like, uncontrollable, sobbing, "WHY MUST I SUFFER SO?"
After that, there's the questioning of your life choices. Like, "What kind of person pokes their own eye out?"
But don't worry, it's all worth it! Because, as any eye-poking expert will tell you, "IT'S A RITE OF PASSAGE, BABY!"
Want to learn more about the ancient art of eye-poking? Check out our sister site: Eyepocalypse.com
Or, you know, just go ahead and poke out your eye. We won't judge you.
But don't say I didn't warn you.