Warning: the following content may cause excessive dry cleaning bills and existential dread.
Steam Roller Saga: The Epic Quest for Wrinkle-Free Fabrics Temperature Tango: Mastering the Art of Not Burning Your Clothes1. Wash by hand. In a bucket prophets would be jealous.
2. Dry clean only. Because dry cleaning is the new black.
3. Iron with care. Or risk becoming a human-sized lint roller.
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