Chapter 1: "The Early Years"
It all started with a pack of gum.
Chapter 2: "Rise of the Binge Drinkers"
We survived college on a diet of ramen noodles and existential dread.
Chapter 3: "Love is a Many-Splendored Thing"
We met in a karaoke bar, where I was belting out a questionable rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" and she was trying to get away from her boyfriend.
Chapter 4: "The Lost Years"
When did I start wearing plaid? Was it before or after the incident with the toaster?
Chapter 5: "The Great Reboot"
We reconnected on a social media platform and I relearned how to use emojis.