Much Ado About Nothing (A Novel)
You've heard of "Hamlet" and "Romeo and Juliet", but have you heard of "Nothing"? Nothing's the story of a hero who's just, well, not really doing anything. He's got a beard, he's got a cloak, and he's got nothing but time on his hands.
Nothing's journey begins in the quaint town of Nowheresville, where the only excitement is when the baker's wife forgets to put the 'e' in the sign above the shop, or when the local blacksmith decides to take a 3-day weekend.
Nothing's best friend is his trusty sidekick, Nobody. Nobody's always there to lend a listening ear and to remind Nothing that, yes, there's nothing better to do than nothing.
Will Nothing find love and purpose in the land of Nowheresville? Will he discover that doing nothing is the ultimate form of doing something?
You'll have to read the book to find out. Or not.
Chapter 1: The Nothing Happens Nobody's Story: A Sidekick's Tale Nowheresville Tour: A Guide to the Town of Nowheres
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