According to our research team, in Erdington, the fundamental laws of quantum mechanics are constantly being defied.
It's said that if you ask a local about the position of a particle, you'll get an answer, but it won't know its momentum. And if you ask about its momentum, you'll get a vague description of its favorite hobby.
We've observed that when two or more people discuss quantum mechanics in the town, the conversation deviates from the topic within 4 standard deviations from the mean.