The Hospital Paradox

When the memories you make in the hospital don't stay in the hospital

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in the field of forgotten medical procedures, explains:

It's a real phenomenon, folks. People get in for a minor procedure, and suddenly they're recalling entire conversations with their great aunt Mildred from 1972.

Medical Memories Loss

Causes:

• Unreliable narrators
• Overly enthusiastic medical supply salespeople
• Too many episodes of "ER" watched before bedtime

Treatment Options:

1. Cognitive therapy

2. Memory wipes

3. Re-implantation of forgotten memories through experimental nasal spray

Side effects of treatment 3 may include:

• Nose hair growth
• Uncontrollable singing of show tunes