By Dr. Emma E. Edwards, renowned expert in the field of "Hospital-Paradox-ology."
In this study, we explore the third iteration of the Hospital Paradox. It's a real puzzler, folks. Here's what we found:
It's 3 AM, and you're in the emergency room with a severe case of "I'm-About-To-Die-itis." But, surprise! There's a 4-hour wait for an MRI. What's going on here?
Our research suggests that the Hospital Paradox is not just a quirk of the healthcare system, but a fundamental aspect of the fabric of space-time itself.
Appendix A: Statistical Analysis Go to Paradox Study 4: "The Nurse's Office" Paradox Back to Paradox Theory 2: "The Billing" Paradox