The Mystery of the Missing Author
It's been 5 whole days since I last saw my pen. I've looked high and low, but it's nowhere to be found.
I've asked my trusty sidekick, Bob, if he's seen it, but he just shrugs and says "I don't know, man."
I've even tried bribing the office cat, but she just paws at the door and walks away.
I'm starting to lose my mind! Has anyone else experienced a similar disappearance?
Read the next entry in the diary for more clues!
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