Recipe 1: The Vanishing Omelette
Ingredients:
- 1 egg
- 1 cup milk
- 1 tablespoon butter
- 1 tablespoon salt
- 1 teaspoon pepper
Instructions:
- Crack the egg
- Melt the butter
- Add the milk
- Wait for 5 seconds
- Realize you forgot to add anything
Note: This recipe is guaranteed to result in a completely empty omelette. Side effects may include confusion, disappointment, and the occasional existential crisis.
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