“I'm a meat-lover, but I'm also a pineapple-hating, bacon-averse, tofu-eating, vegan-at-heart, but not really, because I'm still eating pepperoni pizza on Fridays.”
As a meat-lover, I'm faced with a conundrum: how can I reconcile my carnivorous cravings with my burgeoning sense of moral obligation to the feelings of sentient, possibly-haunted pineapples that may or may not be involved in the pizza-making process?
Chapter 4: The Veggie Vendetta Chapter 5: The Meat Lover's Identity Crisis Chapter 6: The Pizza of Doom