Meetings. Because what every organization needs is more meetings.
Warning: This meeting is required, despite being completely unnecessary.
Overly Complicated Procedures will be discussed, because why make things simple when you can make things complicated?
Snacks will be provided, but only if you bring your own.
Meeting Minutes of Nothing will be taken, because someone has to document the hours you've spent here.
Phantom Deadlines will be set, and met with equal enthusiasm.
Redunadant Terms of Use will be discussed, because someone has to make sure you're not using the copier without a permission slip.
Meetings: Because who needs productivity when you can just talk about it for hours?