Welcome prophets, to the land of Snoozle, where the art of napping is revered and worshipped. Our chronicles are a collection of the most epic tales of slumber ever told.
Zorvath, the great slumber king, ruled over the land with an iron fist... of a pillow. His reign was marked by unparalleled expertise in the art of snoring, and his subjects lived in awe of his majestic snores.
Read moreIt's said that Zorvath's secret to success lay in his unorthodox sleeping techniques, which involved a combination of earplugs, a white noise machine, and a strict diet of sleep-promoting ambrosia.
Learn the secretsMorpheus, the god of dreams, sought to overthrow Zorvath's reign by infiltrating his dreams and manipulating the slumbering masses. But Zorvath's defenses were strong, and his snores were not to be trifled with.
Read moreMorpheus' plan was foiled when he discovered that Zorvath's dreams were not just a series of random, nonsensical visions, but a complex web of interconnected, lucid, surreal landscapes.
The dreamwalker's conundrum