Chapter 5: The Great Snooze
The Art of Waking Up
It's been 5 chapters in, and you're still not awake? That's not a good look for you, sleepytime enthusiast.
Today, we're going to tackle the art of waking up. Or, at the very least, we're going to pretend to wake up and see how long it takes for you to realize we're all just going through the motions.