Sleepytime Essentials: Schedules

Welcome to Sleepytime, where the art of napping is taken very seriously.

In our extensive collection of sleep schedules, you'll find:

• Siesta Mode: The art of napping in the middle of the day
• Bedtime Bliss: The perfect schedule for a restful night's sleep
• Power Napping: The ultimate schedule for the sleep-deprived

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

• Sleep Deprivation Simulation: Because who needs sleep, anyway?

Disclaimer: Sleepytime does not endorse or condone excessive sleep deprivation. Please do not attempt to simulate sleep deprivation without adult supervision.