Sleepytime Jokes & Puns - The Official Source

Welcome, sleepytime aficionados!

Here you'll find the most epic collection of sleeptime jokes and puns that will make you LOL and LOL and LOL some more!

Sleepytime Jokes

• Why did the sleepy cat take a bath?
• What do you call a sleepy cat?
• Why is a sleepytime a bad idea?

Sleepytime Puns

• Why did the sleepy cat take a pen?
• What do you call a sleepy pen?
• Why is a sleepytime pen a bad idea?

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• Sleepytime Stories